I think I missed my dog more than she missed me.

I think I missed my dog more than she missed me.

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The trick to making it look like you’re not alone at a pub is to order all your beers at once and spread them out at the table.

The trick to making it look like you’re not alone at a pub is to order all your beers at once and spread them out at the table.

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Throwback with my cute mama

Throwback with my cute mama

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I can never get this kid to look at the camera

I can never get this kid to look at the camera

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I have perdy friends.

I have perdy friends.

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Coffee so black it leaves a skull behind.

Coffee so black it leaves a skull behind.

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Posey refuses to take a selfie

Posey refuses to take a selfie

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Doing our part to keep blondes from going extinct.

Doing our part to keep blondes from going extinct.

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Off to go throw rice at people.

Off to go throw rice at people.

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